Swimming

A sport that most people think is pretty easy, but is actually really hard. Swimmers kick more than soccer players, sprint more than runners, flip more than gymnasts, and have harder conditioning than any sports ever.

A way to point out a swimmer is by looking at their hair (because it is most likely wet.) But another way is asking someone if they like to run (most swimmers don’t.) Also: swimmers are BEASTS.

Swimming is also a great way to tone your muscles and get in shape (see Michael Phelps Katy Ledeckyetc.)
Swimmer: “Dude swimming is the hardest sport ever.”

Another Swimmer: “Oh yeah.”
Yet another swimmer: “TAKE THE L FOOTBALL!!!”
by coralinasds May 16, 2019
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The only true sport that should be appreciated in the athletics world more. Swimming is the only skill that can save your life, drowning? You swim. Playing football, soccer, basketball etc. I respect them all since they're all difficult sports of them own, but swimming hits different because you can't always breathe. To all the salty xc runners who say swimming isn't a sport, you're not doing so bright either. Believe me. You guys just seem to run away from your problems all the time. And them pencil thin arms and booty-shorts... our guys have speedos which is hot. But to those who are chill with us, we chill with you too. Every sport is hard in their own way but swimming is the hardest. You can't always breathe and you're going against water resistance 24/7. No wonder our bodies are built so fine
Swimmer : "I went swimming today"
Non-swimmer: "what did you do?"
Swimmer: "easy 1200"
Non-swimmer: "1200 laps?!"
by swimmingisthebestsport May 09, 2020
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Is the type of sport where you can get yelled at by your coach for literally just breathing at the wrong time
If I were you, I would take up swimming tomorrow
by KonstantinaPap January 06, 2018
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A colloquialism form of psychological manipulation in which the abuser attempts to sow self-doubt and confusion in their victim's mind.
John stop swimming around me and pretending that it didn't happen.
by goobigobler November 12, 2022
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The act of "Swimming" between Lanes and Traffic at High speed. Can be on the Interstate or in Normal Traffic.

Sometimes used as "Swim"
Bro, Lets go Swimming

At the Pool?

No, in the car.

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I wanna go for a swim tonight.

lets do it i've got your tail
by Rook_88 June 22, 2023
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When your so drunk your vision gets all wavy, and you feel like your swimming
I drank so much shitty K im straight swimming
by gingersintown November 20, 2019
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What you say to someone (usually a girl to a guy) that you don’t want to sleep with
*2am*
Guy: “yo what you doin rn?”
Girl: “swimming
by Cait R. September 02, 2018
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