Super Straight

A man who only has sex with other super straight men because women won’t touch them. They also have piss kinks.

Did you hear about David and Michael? They’re a super straight couple.
Good for them. Good for them.

by Marzo.the.planet March 8, 2021

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Super straight

Super straight means you’re a transphobe that wants to be apart of LGBT and wants to feel oppressed.

Guy one: You wanna date her? Oh, btw she’s trans.

Guy two: Oh never mind I don’t date trans sorry i’m super straight.

Guy one: No you’re just a transphobe.

by vvriska March 8, 2021

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Super Straight

Straight people that have gay sex while pretending their partner is of the opposite sex.

Person 1 : "My girlfriend broke up with me, I am now Super Straight."
Person 2 : "I'll help you let off some steam bro, take off your pants."

by anonymous March 9, 2021

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A transphobic straight person who will avoid trans people in their dating pool regardless of circumstance. Sexually insecure enough to make it an entire "orientation" to justify awful behavior. While many will say it's just a "preference" it is actually a dog whistle to say that they hate trans people. If it was a preference, they wouldn't make it their entire identity. e.g. you don't say "skinnysexual" to mention you have a preference.

John: What!? I thought you were cis?
Ashley: It shouldn't be a problem?
John: No, it is. I'm super straight.
Ashley: What the hell? You're an asshole, get out.

by AnimeCarebear March 18, 2021

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