Uncle Richard

When your uncle ties you down and makes you give him anal without cleaning his ass first, resulting in lots of brown splodges.

He gave me an uncle richard.

by Canabalistic Worm July 6, 2018

Dan Richards

A dan Richards is a creature of curiousity. You would find such a creature around comic book shops, behind an old dirty porno shop, inside antique shops, outside glass windows of curves, or reading poems in the meadows. He loves reading/writing sappy poetry about his sad life. If you see him around a computer it is usually a funny sight. he will be either looking up anime porn, dating line services, ED info, game cheats for playstation 2, and his favorite cartoons in a adult film. he types like he has never seen a computer before. if you stand behind him when he is typing it looks like Big foot just got caught masterbating. Never look at dan richards in the eyes because he will get into his usual pissy patty rage. he will then proccede to push babys to the ground.

Did you see that Dan Richards the other day... He ate that baby in one bite.

by Jizten April 23, 2009

Richard-Simmons

a evil Fitness freak that shoots lazers out of his nipples

OMG its richard-simmons! run away *Screaming in horror*

by PieMast3r August 28, 2009

wtf richard

when your friend throws the fucking freespee on the highway

Guy 1: Come on, throw it
Guy 2: *throws it on the highway*
Guy 1: WTF richard?

by fpenfqoNFPwqpOF September 12, 2017

Richard Dick

Richard Nam Dick is a Doctor/Single dad/Social media icon that looks remarkably like famous Brazilian Icon Dr.Fernando Gomez Pinto. Richard is known for his past combat experience including his training in wrestling and ninja warrior art forms and his ability to rally his fans into a loving cooperative community.

Wow Richard Dick is my hero, he is so very cool and his names not stupid at all.

by Not Joe Rogan September 1, 2021

Richard Richardson

Penis

His Richard Richardson was nice

by Dollo ballo April 17, 2023

red richard

The act in which someone, after sex with a chick on her period, "accidentally" trips and shmears his bloody genitals on said chick.

Yo Tom. Last night I pulled a red Richard on Margaret. She was pissed.

Or

Stacey, whats that red stain on your arm?

Oh, Mark red richard' me this morning. I just havent showered yet.

by Nicknac2017 April 23, 2018