why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life?

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something

otherwise known as bad ascii art

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something... and if you don't forward it to 5 friends, you'll have bad luck

by big2na June 15, 2011

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

Somethin's Burnin'

An expression used to indicate the mistake of one's self or anyone presently around one. It is typically used in a comedic manner, and it is usually accommodated by saying the term "Paula!"

"Uh oh, Zach, you missed the ball completely! Somethin's Burnin'!"

"Paula, somethin's burnin'!"

"Aww crap my crabbies... somethin's burnin'!"

by jaesonwithanae May 3, 2019

Soipting

Putting toothpaste on your partner's pubic covered testicles, wetting it, and brushing your teeth vigorously with them. As your partner ejaculates, you use the cum to rinse away the toothpaste.

Spitting is preferred in this situation.

Extra points from your dentist if the pubes get stuck in your teeth like floss.

Chad and I are going to try soipting tonight since my dentist says I need to take care of my teeth better.

by Jigglypuff's Wigglystuff August 4, 2019

Samething else

Falling into same category, something similar.

When having or asking for similar options instead of saying “do you have something else like this or that? Just say “is there samething else“. When at a bar and the bartender offers a type of Vodka but you are looking for a different brand “do you have samething else?” Meaning you want him to offer you a different type of Vodka or Vodka mix. When watching a comedy show or action/scary movie on Netflix and you tell your partner “lets look for samething else” meaning you want to watch something funny of the same category ex: standup, but from a different comedian.

by Sim305 October 3, 2019

Swampthing

When a gentleman lays down in a tub and has multiple men come in and ejaculate all over him. He then rises from the tub looking like swampthing

Jeff texted me that he needed me to help do a swampthing on him.

by Kryptonian0 February 19, 2020