simolian blowjob

When a girl starts chewing on your dick while giving you a blowjob, like a starving Simolian.

This girl I met gives the best Simolian Blowjob.

by InvisibleCobra May 9, 2017

Simon Promise

A promise that can never be broken

I made a Simon promise that I would start to exercise again

by Username 0 September 21, 2017

sikou

literally a cunt

you are such a sikou

by ecsdnet.org October 27, 2017

simbulele

Simbulele is a nice person but weird in a good way. She is kinda loud funny silly and her sis is paris. You can have fun with her is you wanna and sometimes she can't take things seriously. She totally loves CHICKEN!!!! Her besties are Lacey and Paris and Ella and Atiya she thinks

Simbulele is my BRUH!!!!
Hi Simbulele!!!!

by Simbulele November 29, 2017

Simon The Scientist

The best scientist out there, coming to you with new words.

Yo dud, Simon The Scientist discovered how to go on the mars!!!

Dud: OMG JHOW////!!!????

By making the best rocket ship made out of cardboard!!!!

DUD: OMGEKGJQ

by Simon The Scientist April 22, 2018

Simon Keough Jack

A Simon keough Jack is a shit name , but as soon as you see this person you realise.. ‘wow he has a hedge on his head’ often mistaken for a fat lesbian.

Side note : usually in debt.

Don’t be like Simon.

I met Simon Keough Jack today.. I feel good about myself now

by Qwertyuiii May 31, 2018

Simon Keough-Jack

Simon Keough Jack is also a name for a shit YouTuber. Probably in debt and mushroom hair. Also has the potential to be mistaken for a fat lesbian.

This YouTuber is such a simon Keough-Jack

by Wancle June 22, 2018