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Blonde Shaming

Blonde Shaming is: Being critical of blonde haired people by use personal opinion(s), or to utilize stereotypes (like) dumb blonde, too blonde, so blonde, blonde moment, etc. Can insinuate improper color (natural or artificial) or lack of intelligence based on hair color; an attitude of shame towards blonde hair people. Blonde shaming is a form of body shaming.
Blonde shaming can also be Shade Shame: what is "best" for them: bleached, natural, "wrong" or "incorrect" tonality. "You are too blonde, it washes you out!" or "Your blonde is yellow, it can't be natural" or "Your hair isn't natural!"

Lack of intelligence: dumb blonde
by 6 ft Blonde July 27, 2013
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goat shaking

Larry caught John goat shaking in the motor home.
by sivart33 January 4, 2014
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power sharing

The act of two or more men in the shower at the gym giving each other their power. Usually this shared through parts of their body in another persons part of their body. It isn't gay.
Those two dudes in the shower are doing some pretty impressive power sharing.
by HalfwaySandwich August 6, 2016
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Uber-shaming

When you successfully convince your friends to take Uber instead of the subway like peasants.
James: Yo, u wanna meet at the train at 11?
Tony: Shit man, u finna drop hundies on bottles n u cant spend for a cab??
James: U rite fam, my bad. Lemme order that Uber

Tony: Hunnit. Next time lets do without dat Uber-shaming tho
by Dictiontony January 14, 2017
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Major Shaming

When people (family members, older friends, old people in general) talk crap about the major you choose in college.

Ex. #1- You're an English major! You'll never get a job with that!
Ex. #2- You're an Education major, you won't make any money in that field.
Ex. #3- We all know Liberal arts majors aren't going anywhere.
Person 1- You aren't gonna get a job with that major.
Person 2- wow that's major shaming.
by Moustasch34 April 20, 2017
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Anal Shavings

When you shit your pants and let it sit there until it gets hard enough to carve off with a knife.
I've made so many anal shavings over the years, I might have enough to sell in bundles on Etsy !
by The Ultimate Sandy Vagina June 10, 2017
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fun shaming

When someone shames you for having too much fun under the influence
GF - "you are so embarrassing when we go out, you always get too wild"
BF - "you're always trying to make me feel bad for having too much at the bar, so what if I'm drunk? I'm having a good time! Stop fun shaming me!
by El Gato Diablo Loco July 15, 2017
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