porking

the act of lifting your leg like a dog and then emitting toxic gas from your anus. commonly brought up when talking about being burritoed.

Matt smirked and began porking in the middle of his AP Environmental Science class.

by white muddaafuggaaa November 2, 2011

packing

Well endowed.

Wow, that chick is packing major sweater meat!

by TandA February 21, 2003

Cherry Picking

When you know a girl who is currently in a relationship and you know that relationship won't last so you stay in touch as best you can with the girl in hopes of scoring a rebound when she breaks up. Can be done with multiple girls as well.

Tom: Hey John I noticed you are staying in touch with Chelesea and Brittney lately. You two good friends?

John: Nah dude they are both in relationships which I know they can't keep. As soon as one of them breaks up I'm going in for the kill.

Tom: Fuckin' cherry picking

by xxloosecannonxx August 5, 2009

Cherry picking

The act of pulling on a guy’s balls until they are fully descended and licking each one individually. Some females get a little bit freaky with this action and start to bite them like actual cherries.

Tom: Yo, what did you do last night?
Josh: I went over to susan’s house and she was cherry picking me.
Tom: How’d it feel?
Josh: It felt weird but when she started nibbling my balls it hurt.
Tom: Do they still hurt?
Josh: Fuck yeah. They can’t stop hanging low and my balls have bite marks.

by Turkeylover13 March 29, 2019

puppet picking

A chick forgets to wipe her ass or just fuckin sucks at it and a guy goes down on her and eats the left over shit(dingleberries) while licking her hairy ass camel toe.

by Jimmy Carter October 9, 2003

Water Packing

The act of putting your bare asshole up to the water jets of a hot tub and allowing the jets to shoot up your ass. You will then have the shits for the next week. (If you did it right)

Kyle: Hey, dude, I got the shits!
Ted: Why man?
Kyle: I think it's 'cause I water packed last night.
Ted: Whoa man.
Kyle: Yeah.
Ted: Now I'm gonna go water packing.
Kyle: Awesome!

by Mark Merno August 6, 2011

Berry picking

When you shit and you squeeze so hard that you become tired and therefore have to remove the remaining shit with your hands like you're berry picking. When you're done you take a good view, smell your art and post a pic on instagram.

Jeff:"dude you wann go shoot some hoops?

Framp:"nah man today i went berry picking and im exhausted"

by gabzi99 May 5, 2015