mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

ping pong

In a 2 male 1 female 3 some where the female is taking dick from one male and his balls are bouncing against her pussy and she's giving the other male head and his balls are bouncing against her face.

Person 1: Did you guys ping pong Kayla last night?
Person 2: Yeah we totally did her face and ass were bruised from our balls it was crazy

by phantmmm February 19, 2022

Bio ping pong

A two people game. One (must be male) freezes his cum in the shape of a ball. When it's frozen he puts it in its mouth and kisses someone else. While kissing they try to push the cum snowball to each other's side, until one chooses on it or it melts in the mouth

This slut Janna cheated on me so I tricked her with bio ping pong. She now have 3 STDs

by Igorthecthulhu February 18, 2020

Ping savvy

Used to describe if your game server has an appealing ping to different locales on the planet (Earth that is).

This Australian *random game name* server is hosted in China to make it more ping savvy to players joining us from Europe and the USA.

by Clyz0rb0b0 December 25, 2007

PING ROACH

Ping roach is that person that's always hanging around game rooms, some oven live there, that bring nothing but their dirty asses and STDs with them.

True to roach form they come in droves. It starts with one then when that one is accepted for being socially equal to a cockroach and its not seeming so pathetic. The rest of the pinging community slowly begins to turn into a giant filthy bunch of roaches that mostly rely on the women to prostitute themselves to support their drug and ping habit. They'll pool their money together so every three days they can get an hourly for an hour and take turns in the shower until it's time.

Say man I was at the game room and there was this little blonde with big tits wearing a dress with her face all picked to shit but God damn I wanted to fuck.

Man your trying that's megan the ping roach. You wanna fuck her get in line with the other 30 roaches she resides with and hope you get your turn before the hour is up.

by Scrilla Don't Lie October 16, 2019

Pinged

When you are caught for doing something illegal or against the rules, much like a submarine being detected by sonar is said to be 'pinged'

Friend: "Man, joe sure got pinged for cheating on that exam!"

by Zugma July 25, 2022