hooty peckered

To be overly upset about something or bent out of shape over nothing big
"It was just a joke, why are you getting all hooty peckered?"
by TimmyTooSweet February 26, 2024
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Mike’s delicious pecker

Anyone named Mike has the power to cure all sicknesses to females by having rough oral sex.
I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.
by Unknown wood pecker January 07, 2022
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pecker nats

The collection of small tiny flying bugs "nats" after having intercourse with dirty women.
That bitch gave me pecker nats.
by CGB86 March 19, 2018
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PECKER NAT

Someone who won't go away and hang around expecting to get high on other people's drugs.
Person #1: Why is Matt still here?
Person#2: He's being a Pecker Nat.
Person #1: oh...., ok I will roll a bowl with him so he will leave.
by Marlborough-lite July 21, 2023
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puss-pecker

When a woman wears baggy jeans causing them to bunch up and you can't tell weather or not there a transvestite.
i'm not sure weather or not that chick has a dick, i think it might just be a puss-pecker
by "iron" man May 16, 2017
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top pecker

Someone who does a lot of drugs
Peadair is top pecker
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Pecker Pouncer

My friend Alyssa is such a pecker pouncer I can't take her around men.
by Chris Heather July 02, 2011
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