Johann Daveed

The most musically talented person you'll ever meet.

Very opinionated and spicy. Confrontational and opinionated. He's always right so he's earned the privilege to be boastful.

"Wrath" is an understatement for when you aggravate this intellect.

"Moonlightish moonlight under moonlight", by Johann Daveed.

"Johann! Johann Daveed! Get the Apples to Apples!" - cousin

by -Don't use your real name. January 14, 2021

Everyday Dave

A guy named Dave who says and does such ridiculous shit every day that its become common and you acknowledge it by saying 'Everyday Dave'.

Dave: Dude when I cover up this solar powered light it turns on... are my hands solar powered or something?

Friend: They turn on because you're blocking the light David.

Dave: Oh shit haha. Fuck me dude.

Friend: Everyday Dave strikes again....

by Kadorja November 27, 2012

Thorny Dave

a scrawny homosexual who enjoys black penises.

Look at that Thorny Dave trying to fit that huge black cock in his mouth!

by Joe Ander June 10, 2004

Horny Dave

A man who dances on a pole at a company holiday party.

“Who is that dancing on the pole in front of everyone?” “Oh, that’s just Horny Dave”

by Trouble#2 October 29, 2022

slappy dave

The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.

She is so hot, I would love to go the slappy dave on her.

by Paul July 6, 2004

Dave Grohl

GOD

Oh My Dave Grohl!, OMDG

by Dylan Grohl October 21, 2008

Dave Crave

The unberably strong urge to listen to, look at, or go to a concert of Dave Matthews Band.

I couldn't go to the concert last night and I have such a bad Dave Crave right now!

by Suck me hard September 15, 2010