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Noah

A guy who eats pizza with cum on it, and chocolate milk that people dip their sweaty balls in.

Also a guy who dickeats your wrestling coach named Bru.
That dude need to stop dickeating coach, he’s such a Noah.
by Chilli cheese dude January 27, 2018
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A crusty cunt who enjoys recreating oral with popsicles. Will eat your ass and stab you at the same time. A low-life who plays fortnite while jackin off to the only girl gamer in the server. What an 11 year old flipping fates fucker
Don't be a Noah dude, you're better than that
by Carrot Cunt September 12, 2019
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Noah is a bottom. A lil boy who acts quirky. Maybe hes got a skater energy. Only thing that is sure is he is a bottom
Luke: Wow did you see noah?

Bella: Yeah he sure isnt a top
by AsterDragon April 27, 2020
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He is someone who is a cunt, Will get no where in his life and will never find love, Deserves to die alone.
If you know a know give them shit because all Noah's DESERVE it.
THERE ALL CUNTS Noah's have no love in them
by Bill2819 November 5, 2019
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Noah is a complete idiot and bitch and a cunt and retard fag. because he likes turtles.
by notnoah69 April 28, 2022
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A good friend but when it comes to girls he goes for that big batty (Rhianna.cole)
Person 1: “Noah what you looking at”

Noah: “I need it!!”

Person 1: “ what do you need”

Noah: “that juicy batty”
by Stew pots July 11, 2019
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noah is a genuinely great person he is always there for you when you need him the post he can keep your secrets he’s loyal and handsome and gives the best hugs he is also a great kisser if you get with a noah you are probably the luckiest girl ever. he knows what to do and when to do it. he can get mad but that’s just him he has an amazing personality and won’t judge you at all.
“did you see noah today” -scarlet
“yeah he’s with that girl that bitch”-scarlets friend
“dang scarlet you lost your only chance with a great guy” -scarlets friend
“yeah”-scarlet
by 6624feelings July 8, 2019
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