myspace

myspace.com

a place where people can copy each other and look nothing in real life like they do in their pictures. Sad, sad, sad.

Also a place where music seems to be the base of everything. That, and your fuckin pictures.

OMG I've seen you before. Are you on myspace?

Fuck your scene

by The Kinison December 22, 2004

Myspace

A stupid, addicting website created my someone who is unknown. It is a place to compete with your own friends on who can get the most comments and friends. There are many emo boys that are mean; and think they are hott shit. People BEG AND PLEAD for comments on their pictures. Its really pathetic website; NEVER JOIN. I REGRET IT.

"mGZ LIKE GO COMmENT MY NEW PICTURES LOLZORZ."

"OMGZ IM TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH THAT CUTE EMO BOY ON MySPACE FROM TEXAS!"

"OMGZ I CANNOT WAIT TO GET HOME AND CHECK MY MYSPACE MESSAGES."

"PLEASE LEAVE ME A COMMENT ON MYSPACE GODZ LOLZORZ."

by NIGPLEASE June 8, 2005

Myspace Deceiving Default

A trick people use on Myspace where thier default makes them look totally hot and when you lurk the rest of their pictures, turns out they're ugly as fuck.

Jessica: "Wow, look at this guy's default! He looks so fine!"
*checks out the rest of his pictures*
Ashley: "Oh wait...never mind...he just got lucky with that default. He's actually fugly as hell!"
Jessica: "Can't believe we fell for the old myspace deceiving default trick AGAIN!"

by Alina! March 14, 2009

myspace

Something I wish would go away.

Specific: A database of everyone that does not deserve to exist.

Several of the O.C. characters have their own profiles on MySpace. Some myspace users have gone beyond not deserving to exist, and instead, do not exist in the first place.

by lloopylydia September 5, 2005

Myspace whore

Someone who claims to have 'lots of friends' and a 'busy social life' yet manages to log on to Myspace for at least five hours a day. They must have 394504659 friends or else LOL. They blog about everything from the MCR gig they attended to the fact they lost their eyeliner. They dream of logging on and seeing NEW COMMENTS! NEW PIC COMMENTS! NEW FRIEND REQUESTS! Etc, etc. They take a million pictures every day and choose the two most flattering and normally up the contrast to hide their spotty skin and add some shitty emo caption underneath to make themselves look 'creative'. In most pictures they are pouting and not wearing a lot. In others they're at some HxC gig with a bottle of beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other despite the fact they claim to be STRAIGHTxEDGE. They post bulletins every .576553645 seconds saying things like: 'comment my new pics BIATCHES! ILY! Kthanxbi.' Be warned that no scenesters or Myspace whores look anything like their pics in real life! LOL!

TiaTERROR is such a myspace whore.

by 4444 August 12, 2007

Myspace Picture

A myspace picture is one that is not necessarily of a high or low quality, but was taken specifically to be posted on one's online interweb profile (myspace, facebook). Generally this picture is taken at a wild obscure angle, in a top of head to chest pose, or in a bathroom mirror. This picture is also usually depicting a person that is sad, emo, seductive, completely blank faced, or is having a giant unreal smile. This is different from a myspace photo, which is mostly about greasy hair and the need for people for to

I love ur new myspace picture.
Thanx! I'm gonna take a new one right now!
k...
Oh man it is posted LOL. COMMENT on it PLZ (myspace comment)
Is this the exact same picture?
No it's a brand new one!
Oh... hawt!

UR new pic is zooo amazing! You are the cuitest evar.

by circuspunk January 28, 2006

myspacitis

Myspacitis is a little known yet widespread disease that affects many in our nation, and even globally. The sufferer experiences having no life and spending hours upon hours browsing random people on MySpace. Their 'thing' is to gain as many friends as possible, as to up their 'cool points'. They also strive to make their music lists, well, bigger than yours. Even if they've barely listened to the artists they put on there. Those are just the major symptoms.

Shiiit man, that photo whore is always on myspace 24/7. She definately has myspacitis.

by Thulasi October 23, 2005