Big Dirty Muffin

A muffin that is big, but also dirty.

Oprah's snack table was full of Big Dirty Muffins.

by Gentleman, and a Scholar. December 15, 2010

Muffin Master

The Ability to Bake Bomb Ass Muffins, Thus Muffin Master.

Master of the Muffin Baking.
Master of the Muffin Eating.
Master of Drinking Coffee and Eating Muffins

I can bake some bomb ass muffins...thus implying i am a Muffin Master

by Master of The Muffin September 14, 2007

Muffinbutts

N. the disgusting, bottom part of the muffin that, it would seem, was ignored in the delegation of yummy muffin ingredients like chocolate chips, blueberries, and nuts. They are most commonly discarded or left to rot on a lunch tray.

Stina Shall: Namie, why haven't you finished your muffin?
Lyme Ninja: Pft. I never eat the Muffinbutts.

by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 20, 2009

Skux Muffin

Someone who did something cool.
A very cool/tasty Muffin.
A general compliment.

Jarrod is wearing formal...what a skux muffin.
Joel's speech was amazing what a skux muffin.

by Nugnet August 3, 2010

pink muffin

when a man, particularly south asian, bangs a kinky sex slave in every hole cause her to explode pink cake batter all over you dick and you eat it.

do you know the pink muffin man that lives in south asia and slams fat bitches.

Dude my bro curtis was telling me how he pink muffined the shit out of his indian slave bitch and it tasted better than marges dirty vaginal cabbage juice.

by sex slave master69 my nipples January 12, 2011

Muffin Fuck

An exclamatory remark that one makes after making a wrong move in tetris.

"MUFFIN FUCK. I SHOULD HAVE TURNED THAT BLOCK AROUND"

by Barri the Clown December 23, 2008

stud muffin

stud/muffin
a word derived for a man who is in part percieved by females as a stud and with such a word as muffin added meaning that females also want to devour such a man as muffin would be from an oven

oh homegirls he's such a studmuffin i'd just love to be with him and enjoy the pleasures of a studmuffin like him

by petewoo June 12, 2005