Muffers

A game lesbians play to decide who pays the bill. Like rock, paper, scissors but instead using the "the tongue" "the clam" and "the scissor"

Scissors beat tongue, tongue beats clam, clam beats scissors.

Hey I'll get this no problem

No no it's for me, honestly...

Muffers?

Muffers.

by Jeanie A Mack June 18, 2022

Moffee

Mock coffee; a coffee substitute that’s usually caffeine free and either passes as a coffee substitute or is used as such

I heard you’re giving up caffeine for lent,so how is the moffee tasting

by Bellablue00 July 1, 2022

Muffer

The act of going down on a woman while she is actively shitting in a toilet. The female blumpkin.

I was at home messing around with Jerry when I had to go shit. He followed me in the bathroom and gave me a muffer.

by Tony danza August 11, 2022

mufeer

A person who is good looking and emotionally weak.Has a very good heart cares for people's who even disrespect him.Athletic and never gives up.Falls in love fast but if it's true love it doesn't matter he might love that woman for ever.
For eg:mufeer has a crush on a teacher and loves her a lot.

Mufeer loves a teacher

Mufeer loves a girl

by Logisticking99 December 5, 2022

mufeer

A understanding person.falls in love easily but if it's true love he would love that person for eternity.emotionlly weak,athletic never gives up

Mufeer loves that teacher
Mufeer don't be sad smile

by Logisticking99 December 5, 2022

Muffle

Someone so absolutely cunty that they defy the need to use an offensive sounding word.

The person who broke into my house is a total muffle.

by Jingo Jango January 2, 2023

Muffler

I also have a story that kind of applies and I think it with help you understand why I'm so antagonistic towards the thing you're doing here.

Iam "Ok, so... I had this car, right? And one day my muffler snapped off as I bottomed out in the driveway of a gas station. Mufflers on the ground. And not just the muffler but the entire length of pipe that stems from the engine to the muffler. I'm freaking out. I pick it up and try to stuff it into my car. The car is a small 4 door sedan. Only 60% of the muffler fits into the car. There's no way I can drive all the way across town without getting pulled over with half of a muffler pipe hanging out of my car. Some guy walks up to me and offers to take it off my hands for me. He has a truck. I give it to him, I thank him, and go on my way. Little did I know that the only thing of value in the entire car is the catalytic converter... Which is in the muffler. He wasn't helping me. He was exploiting the fact that I didn't know what I had and taking it for himself. That's what this is like. That's what it looks like. That's what it seems like. I'm not just 'Being a contrarian to be a contrarian'. This is pretty blatant and public exploitation that YOU are signing off on."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2022