MacBook neo

The newest MacBook from Apple. Costs $599, it’s a budget model with the a18 pro chip, therefore isn’t as fast as an m4 iPad Pro or even the new iPad Air but macOS is better than iPadOS in some areas.

MacBook neo yay or nay?

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing March 4, 2026

macboon

a macbook that has been heavily gooned on (a very dirty macbook)

"Bisher why is your mac a macboon"

by BisherAlmasari99999 April 19, 2025

Malbolge

Malbolge is an esoteric programming language (like Befunge and ><>) designed to be impossible to use. It is so hard to use that the first program was not made by a human, but was generated by a beam search algorithm a while after Malbolge's creation. To make it hard to use, its creator (Ben Olmstead) added: a counter-intuitive 'crazy operation', a ternary (base 3) system, and self-altering code.

Yes I know I duplicated the Malbolge definition what like 3 times at this point but like it doesn't matter because NO ONE uses it whatsoever

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025

MacBook envy

A term used by a Windows user to express jealousy towards someone that uses a MacBook.

Wallace: Look at this. This man has an Apple computer, and it has way more features than my Windows laptop that is with me.
Harry: Dude, you have MacBook envy.

by Disney2123 June 15, 2025

Mamba Link

When two penises of the same skin color are conjoined via the foreskin. (Docking with more rules)

"I've gooned all morning bro, I dont have enough juice for the party later"
"You're good man I got you, this must be your first mamba link"

by FutaShuffle June 24, 2025

MacBook

iphone/ipad with bigger display and keyboard

You bought a MacBook? What an idiot!

by wlwlwlwlwlwlwlwlwl July 14, 2025

MacBook aim

When your aim is so bad it's as if you are playing on a MacBook trackpad. Not to mention, MacOS has mouse acceleration, which makes your aim less consistent in fast-paced shooter games.

Bobricky: "Ever since I switched to a different mouse, I've had MacBook aim."

by undecillion January 15, 2026