macking ass

A statement to acknowledge someone being flirtatious, a possible sexual situation; or compliment good looks. Could also be used a joke to note a completely platonic situation being one where the parties had devious sexual thoughts.

"Wasif is macking ass. Never chin chillin ass."

"Katass is always macking ass, never chin chillin ass."

"You're macking ass today."

"Damnnnnn, macking asss bro!"

by Never chin chillin January 21, 2009

Internet Hate Machine

A machine composed of people known as Anonymous who target "innocent" people on the internet.

Person 1: Did you see that report on the Internet Hate Machine the other day?
Person 2: Because of that, the machine will grow over 9000 times more powerful.

Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

by AnOnYmOuS (could it really be anything else?) January 1, 2009

machine gun arse

british slang. someone who farts repeatedly creating a sound like a firing machine gun

jake's got a real machine gun arse! he let off 15 in a row last night!

by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006

Macintyre

When in order to preserve in thrift and merriment, all the alcohol must be consumed.
Chaotic Neutral
Tradition from Scotland; When the town is burning down, or semi apocolyptic anarchy is impending rather than work unfruitfully to save a building or escape to safety, bar patrons drink up as much alcohol as they can in other words; "don't let those boos go to waste".

The bar is burning down! -macintyre!

by Prof. Cheeseburger August 18, 2010

bubblegum machine

A law enforcement vehicle, specifically a cruiser or highway patrol car. From the shape of the old-style revolving lights that resemble old gumball vending machines. CB jargon.

Got a bubblegum machine knockin' on your back door (there is a cop car on your tail)

by Dr. Badwrench November 26, 2006

Slut Machine

A person who is so slutty that they themselves are a machine for sluttyness.

Look at that Slut Machine just taking dicks like a champ.

by innertone December 4, 2010

Bear Macing

See bear
After making love to your bear, you quickly spray them in the face, targeting the eyes, with your semen, giving you time to escape.

"Before I came, I started bear macing my partner and shot out the door while he was stunned"

by Karekanolover October 12, 2018