monke Drip Drip Drip

when you are a monke

man 1

FUCK THAT MONKE DRIP DRIP is cracked cheese

man 3

naaaa hes Monke drip drip drip

by monke drip boi January 31, 2022

la monk your mom

This is the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy you and your whole family tree if used incorrectly and since no one knows of it it can almost guarantee your victory in any argument

person 1: no one likes you

person 2: la monk your mom

by kaboom? November 2, 2020

Go Back I Wanna be Monke

Go Back I wanna be monke is a meme where a person is tired of being human and all the stress that comes with it.

Go Back I Wanna be Monke!

by V01DL33S November 6, 2020

Di-tonal Monk Tit Zerbert

A sexual act. Upon completion of coitus, the male participant nuzzles his mouth between the woman's breasts, and does a zerbert. Mouth contact must be maintained on both breasts so that each one emits a zerbert sound of a different tone, much like that of the di-tonal singing buddhist monks.

Girl: What the fuck you doin to my titties?

Guy: Just a di-tonal monk tit zerbert. Ohm!

by aardvark adventurecon May 30, 2011

es la hora funny monke

the newest and best hit show on Notflix. 4 Seasons, 12 episodes. Comedy, monkey, and is taken place from 500BC to 4026.

your left nut: did you hear about the new show called "es la hora funny monke" on Notflix?
Gay George Floyd: yea man, i was the starring actor.
your left nut: same
your right nut: same
MeAngy: same
John Wick: same
FCBarcelona: nope

by your left nut March 22, 2021

monk release

a monk getting released

hey jimbo want to go to a party? oh yeah wheres that? its that monk leaving the monk hood , its called monk release i believe.
sweet ill see you there!!

by longjohndec December 12, 2009

Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.

I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.

by New English July 6, 2010