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Luke

A fat idiot who no one likes. He's a dickhead and 'narcisstic prick' seems to describe him very well. He has an inability to spell and loves Alabama - self explanatory really. He has a odd adoration for salmon pink-shirts and screaming across a room. He is well-known for his all-round creepiness and calling children 'honey' and 'darling'. In summary, he's a disgusting waste of space and not one you should like to get to know.
'Oh that Luke over there is a waste of air. I think he's a pedophile.'
by Headofenglish December 30, 2019
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Luke

A fat bastard/morbidly obese person who loves an 8 year-old with a nice arse
Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a big mac on a mobility scooter
by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019
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Luke

You're such a luke.
by TheRealEyeBallPaul June 29, 2018
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Luke

Look, it's Luke, he couldn't be further from being an alpha male
by Joe145 November 17, 2021
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LUKE

HIS GIRLS ALWAYS HAVE STUPID ASS CHEEKS
by kyriedr50 May 13, 2019
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Luke

An annoying cock sucker whom will back stab you by hooking up with your girlfriend and continue to hit her up. Ugly and blonde. Lots of charm but againUGLY. You may find a "luke" at a party STEER CLEAR!!!!! he will seduce you and you will find yourself in the back of his car beginning to regret all, yes all, life decisions. Short, and not lots of muscle. But funny:)
Did you hook up with luke last night??? (Bella)
Don't even go there bella i regret it a lot, but good in bed;) (Hailey)
by Lily Cooke July 8, 2017
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Luke

A troglodyte with no hairline. No body loves this sack of shit and he will most definitely die alone. imagine if the forever alone guy found love but the love was a dead fish and they had a baby that had seven legs and five eyes then it grew up and found love with a can of rotten sewage and that baby is what Luke looks like. the only reason anybody would care for his existence is to make fun of him.
bruh, you're such a Luke right now
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