Luke

A fat bastard/morbidly obese person who loves an 8 year-old with a nice arse

Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a big mac on a mobility scooter

by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019

Luke

Luke is a loveable and caring person. He is sweet, funny, cute, and weird. He is so amazing and perfect. He isnt really himself when you first meet him but after you start to know him he is everything you could ask for. Lukes are very supportive to people and are very understanding. His smile is so adorable and he is the funniest. He is always there for you when you need him and he goes out of his way to see you happy. He is happy to make you smile and laugh. He loves holding your hand and being with you and having his arms around you. Lukes love to give you soft kisses and make you feel like the most amazing person in the world. If you have a luke you are very lucky maybe even be the luckiest person. They make great friends and boyfriends.

Luke is so amazing and i love him so much

by Scarlet.lane1 November 27, 2018

Luke

Total weeb. Says "Nya" a lot, thinks in japan. if you call him gorgon-chan he will commit a felony.
has a six pack that ripples.

Person 1: hey gorgon-chan!
Luke: if you call me that again i will actually kill you

by realhumanknuckles December 16, 2018

Luke

He'll break your heart over and over again, so don't be fooled. If you ever find yourself dating a Luke, ask yourself the following questions. 1) Is it worth it? 2) Do I really want to risk a broken heart? 3) WHY IN GODS NAME AM I DATING A BOY NAMED LUKE?!?!?!?

Horse Girl 1: Did you hear that Luke broke up with Jacklyn AGAIN?!
Horse Girl 2: Of course he did, hes a Luke

by SIMPsquirrelsinmypants March 1, 2020

Luke

Cute,good boyfriend handsome amazing and funny

He is just a luke

by Lol xxp March 27, 2017

Luke

Shittiest person you'll ever meet. They're both really dumb, and super bitchy, meaning that they think they know everything but when told they're wrong, get upset about it.

God why the fuck does Luke act like such a bitch all the time

by Whoa1Whoa1Whoa April 17, 2020

Luking

Luking: The action of laughing while puking.

Person 1: "Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side!"
Person 2: "Oh god that was so funny I was luking for hours..."

by Shlukena February 24, 2017