Lamp

A lamp... an enclosed source of bright rage, glow and fire by a glass orbital shape that conducts electricity. God lamps fucking scare me. They shine on for hours and hours on end and they may run out of power... but they have an infinite source of more and more bulbs. They never stop shining... the pain, it never ends. BREAK THE FUCKING LAMP ALREADY ITS DEADLY RAYS ARE BLINDING ME. FUCK. NEVER BUY A LAMP

Person 1: wait why do you hate lamps so much
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Fuckinghatelamps23 May 03, 2021

Lamp

It means lmao, but never means lmfao. ONLY

LMAO😩

Me: Lamp
You: Lamp

by 😡😡😡 😩 December 17, 2020

Lamp

A device using electricity,oil or gas to give light

We have a beautiful lamp at home .

by IDK, February 21, 2017

shattered lava lamp

Clapped/ cooked/ ugly

Damn that girl built like a shattered lava lamp

by Urmomsfavourit3 May 20, 2024

lamp hanging

It's when a women or man hangs themself with the cord of a lamp While climaxing.

i saw my mom "lamp hanging"

by deven756 April 01, 2012

magic lamping

Awkward pose when a person puts his/her hand on the stomach of his/her significant other when there is no baby in there. Not cute.

*Sees engagement photo*

"The ring is nice, but she's totally magic lamping. I can totally make out his beer belly."

by realisttttt January 23, 2013

Lithuanian Lava Lamp

When semen forms bubbles within the penis until its eventual eruption.

Uh oh! Here comes my Lithuanian Lava Lamp!

by purplelvmbo September 25, 2017