Josh

A sprayed tanned looking fellow who happens to be the forth sting punter at the university of Wyoming (where ever the fuck that is) Also, a very arrogant guy who walks around without a shirt sporting a douche bag hairstyle. Generally it will act like a girl and causes more drama than prepubescent tween girl.It will also claim to be a man but no modern day science can find it. It will also think of himself as a Greek god, but has the self esteem issues of a 12 year old girl. Finally, he's a stereotypical guitar playing d- bag who only knows two chords.

That guys kind of sexy.
Oh never mind he's a Josh

by Corn 1020 January 23, 2011

Josh

A boy on the internet who thinks he's smart, usually on Twitter and a ginger. Tries hard to be edgy and talks against SJWs, thinks he's the voice of reason but he's not. He always says things that contradict himself. Never trust because he's two-faced, no matter the case. Huge hypocrite.

Josh was the walking form of cancer, he was on the internet for years until they stood up to him. His reign ended when they realized the cure, was reason.

by Rockcroc July 07, 2016

Josh

Joshs are funny, loyal, and handsome people. They are very honest and will avoid any conflict. They are very loving people towards their friends and family. Thry try to get along with everyone and are very social.
you want a josh in your life cause they won't leave your side.

Girl 1: That guy is hot!
Girl2: yeah that's a josh.

by swimming♡ April 05, 2015

Josh

Joshua is a amazing friend. He is extremely funny and handsome, he can always make you laugh even when your feeling sad. He is amazing even though he doesn't know it. If a Josh comes into your life never let him go. He will take great care of you and will always protect you.

Random girl:Woah Who's that insanely hot guy

Me:back off he's mine forever
Random girl: he must be a Josh

by I_love_you_babe April 27, 2015

Josh

That one autistic faggot who is dumb enough to bring a squeaky toy in the fucking school bus and start squeaking the whole fucking ride.

(True story btw) dude this morning josh was being a total fucking josh, he’s such a retard!

by Dre da biatch October 24, 2018

Josh

A man who is very deep and complex. Almost mysterious some would say. As mysterious as a Unicorn. Everyone should get to know a josh

"Hey do you know much about that Josh guy?"
"No... he's pretty much like a Unicorn"

by pm5428 April 10, 2015

Joshing

1. (Verb)
To kid or joke with someone.

2. (Verb)
To "accidentally" sit on an animal or object for one's sexual pleasure.

1. Friend - "Why are you always being mean to me bruh?"

Me - "Just joshing you man..."

2. Friend- "Hey! Do you have any plans for tonight?"

Me - "Yeah, I was planning to josh my dog all night."

by Oshija March 09, 2016