Jonathan Efedje

A person with a knacks trim and cannot chat to girls.
Additionally, he has a small dick and his girlfriend doesn't love him.
Furthermore, he is a beta and the weakest person in juice.

That new guy who just moved into B016 at Purbeck, who attends Bournemouth Uni is such a Jonathan Efedje.

by Shush_67463 May 11, 2021

jonathan the zombie

a kid that like turtles so much he based his entire fortune on it

ehhh he likes turtles so much jonathan the zombie

by tutyilion February 13, 2017

fuckboy jonathan

An asshole who has lots of girls in his phone and hides it from his girlfriend and always says "Shes the one". He always has a backup on girls because he plays them all.

Who gives a shit about fuckboy jonathan

by th3 truth 6969696969696969 June 19, 2017

Sad Jonathan

When you desperately try and wank but you feel ashamed and you end up crying by candle light

I had a sad Jonathan tonight, I don’t want to talk about it

by Bdr85 July 02, 2020

jonathan partos

Someone who is ginger and bad at rocket league

Theres jonathan Partos He probobly drives a moped

by Mikee Man September 16, 2021

Jonathan Bussman

Is a bullied homosexual boy who can be annoying.

Person 1: Do you like Jonathan Bussman?

Person 2: Nah hes gay.

by JonteMobbad March 24, 2018

Jonathan Goldstein

The most talented, never mealy-mouthed, Gimlet interlocutor. Jonny's sarcasm and sense of humor will make you want to listen to all the episodes of "Heavyweight" (available only on Spotify) in three days.

Listening to Jonathan Goldstein brightens my day.

I can't believe Jonathan Goldstein is Canadian - he is so funny!

by notAlexBlumberg February 01, 2022