jonathan parker

A man with scars

My teacher jonathan parker got em scars

by D STUDENTS May 28, 2018

Jonathan India

A terrible ass second baseman in the MLB. Mr. Double play himself as in every big moment he wants to ground into an inning ending double play. If not getting out by double play he is striking out on a curveball rolling on the plate.

Jonathan India sucks so bad

by Jonathan India hater July 17, 2023

Jonathan Efedje

A person with a knacks trim and cannot chat to girls.
Additionally, he has a small dick and his girlfriend doesn't love him.
Furthermore, he is a beta and the weakest person in juice.

That new guy who just moved into B016 at Purbeck, who attends Bournemouth Uni is such a Jonathan Efedje.

by Shush_67463 May 11, 2021

jonathan anderson

a sexy man who's sadistic and likes to watch people suffer while failing his chem tests
once golf season comes, you'll be sure to never see him properly teach again!
but you just always gotta remember that his midriff attracts chocolate like high electronegativity elements

Is that a jonathan anderson? His dad-bod is really motivating me to get a 5 on the AP Chem exam!
He's like a siren with that deep, rich, and alluring voice of his. Oh my!

by aerodymanic March 7, 2022

Jonathan Bussman

Is a bullied homosexual boy who can be annoying.

Person 1: Do you like Jonathan Bussman?

Person 2: Nah hes gay.

by JonteMobbad March 24, 2018

nick and jonathan

Big gay

Nick and Jonathan were huge couple goals
They were also big gay

by Biggest fattest gayest August 30, 2018

Jonathan Gomez

Famous on TikTok, with almost 1 million followers, but it got banned, sadly.

Did you know that Jonathan Gomez got banned?

by DuaLipasHusband March 14, 2022