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beta cloud

compound noun
1. A visible mass of condensed beta males floating in a bar or club, typically surrounding a single female.

2. An indistinct or billowing mass of weakness, especially of a group of males all fiddling with their cellphones and incapable of face-to-face communication with the female they are crowding over.

3. A state or cause of gloom, suspicion, trouble, or worry, especially for an alone, single female in an establishment that sells alcohol.
"My friend disappeared behind a beta cloud in the middle of the dance floor."

"A beta cloud passed over Jessica's face after she passed out at the bar."

Girl 1, "Did Jessica ever make it out of the bar yesterday? She's hasn't answered any of my texts since then."
Girl 2, "The last time I saw her, she was engulfed by a beta cloud on her way to the bathroom. Hey, you win some and you lose some."
by Gdrw October 8, 2017
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Flesh-cloud

Flesh-cloud / fleSH-kloud /

noun

1. A person of low substance.

2. One who floats through life aimlessly with little to no direction.

3. An individual devoid of merit.

Synonyms: meat head, chuckle head, chowder brain, stew bag, airhead.
Billy's proclivity for behaving like a FLESH-CLOUD, has led to his poor Math grade.
by Skellatina October 22, 2018
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cloud clipper

When you think you have a chance with someone but they end up talking to someone else
girl 1- I was talking to Danny today and Justine came along and completely distracted Danny from me, now he doesn't want to talk to me.
Girl 2- Justine is such a cloud clipper
by salad_sexual August 4, 2018
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logging in to the cloud

The act of getting stoned. Smoking pot or marijuana.
If you smoke alone it is logging in to the ICloud (or if you love Mac computers).
After "logging in to the cloud" last night, everybody got stoned big time.
by RisenAgain November 3, 2011
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crimson cloud

what fills your lungs when vaping period blood
Bro, I just blew the fattest crimson cloud out of my juul.
by CarterconkleYT February 24, 2019
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Swaggiest clouds

Swaggiest clouds is the highest level of swag available, currently the ownly one with enough swag is someone called “Azreal” online
Im trying to get enough swag to be in the swaggiest clouds
by PENISHAVERSIXETYNINE July 28, 2021
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Cloud Floof

A fluffy, furry cat, white to dark grey in color.

Black Floofs are know as Voids.
I saw the most awesome Cloud Floof today, it was totally Floofed Out!
by poveryonwheels February 15, 2023
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