A condemming put-down. A cooler take on the term soft cock. A more laid back variant on the phrase describing a male who is less than manly in that he cant get, or keep a hard-on. With this being so, he is unable to perform his manly duties. Let blatently offensive (cleverer?) than soft cock.
by sgpekanovich May 09, 2006
by B.Hill September 08, 2007
*After poo-ing a person gets fucked in the ass and their partner (fucker) has the person's (fuckie) left over shit from poo-ing before getting ass fucked ^-^...
or a Slime Mold Protist
or a Slime Mold Protist
Pedro- Dude last night was terrible
Dan-Why, i thought you were ganna fuck that girl in her big juicey ass ^-^..
Pedro-I did and it felt Amazing...ly Wonderful, but she made me get a Chocolate Tube >_<
Dan-Damn dude that Trifilling #^-^#...
Pedro-I Know... Ugh Never again
Dan-Well i told you not to do that with the school Whore..
Pedro- I know i know, but her fucking big juicey ass was just calling my name!!
Dan-Why, i thought you were ganna fuck that girl in her big juicey ass ^-^..
Pedro-I did and it felt Amazing...ly Wonderful, but she made me get a Chocolate Tube >_<
Dan-Damn dude that Trifilling #^-^#...
Pedro-I Know... Ugh Never again
Dan-Well i told you not to do that with the school Whore..
Pedro- I know i know, but her fucking big juicey ass was just calling my name!!
by Eris_Mars April 13, 2011
by deucela2 July 27, 2010
it is a hotdog, a ball park frank. It can be eaten raw, boiled, or grilled or just about any other way you can think of.
would you like another tube steak? Exsamples: hotdog or frank. (ie, BallPark, Oscar Myers, or others)
by eWebster Dictionary, Inc. May 30, 2006
Noun.
Despite many saying that this is something specific to Call Of Duty 4 it is in fact a general term for any weapon that is cheap and/or over-powered in any video or computer game, usually a grenade launcher or RPG but also, especially with newer games, can be a shotgun (i.e. Call Of Duty, Half-Life 2, Rainbow 6) at least when up close. Use of it is commonly frowned upon unless used with some finesse or tactical forethought.
Despite many saying that this is something specific to Call Of Duty 4 it is in fact a general term for any weapon that is cheap and/or over-powered in any video or computer game, usually a grenade launcher or RPG but also, especially with newer games, can be a shotgun (i.e. Call Of Duty, Half-Life 2, Rainbow 6) at least when up close. Use of it is commonly frowned upon unless used with some finesse or tactical forethought.
Ex.1
Tom: "Dude, I was playing Halo 3 the other day some dude unloaded on me with the Mini-Gun."
Harry: " The Mini-Gun is such a Noob Tube"
Ex.2
Dick: "Gosh that guy just shot me with a Noob Tube."
Tom: "What a Noobish thing to do!"
Tom: "Dude, I was playing Halo 3 the other day some dude unloaded on me with the Mini-Gun."
Harry: " The Mini-Gun is such a Noob Tube"
Ex.2
Dick: "Gosh that guy just shot me with a Noob Tube."
Tom: "What a Noobish thing to do!"
by Xynocron August 10, 2009
A grenade launcher on modern warfare 1,2 that only douche bags and people with no skill use. They may only be used if you are trying to unlock the attachable shotgun.
by Jon jane February 16, 2010