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A Hungry Martus 

When you fuck a dog on the beach bareback and get an STD
I had a Hungry Martus last night, I'm so annoyed
A Hungry Martus by danmartus August 11, 2015

RU Hungry Fat Condom

The Fat Condom: When a homeless person in New Brunswick, NJ asks you for money and you tell them you'll buy them food. You buy a famous Fat Sandwich of your choice and slowly insert your dick in it. Then, you wrap a condom around the penetrated sandwich. You go to the homeless person and feed them the sandwich while it is still on your dick. Mmm tasty.
1) I do my best to take care of the local homeless, whenever a homeless person asks for money, I give them a big and tasty RU Hungry Fat Condom. mmmmm.
RU Hungry Fat Condom by masterdddd September 12, 2017

black dick hungry (BDH) 

An increasingly common phenomenon in highly dense urban cities referring to the propensity of non-black women to date or court black men. The stereotype is a attractive, somewhat promiscuously dressed blonde with a dark "chocolate" man. When you see the two together you can't help but imagine what he does to her each night. Most commonly seen in cities like Detroit, Atlanta, Philadelphia, etc.
"Man, that girl is black dick hungry (BDH)... she's gonna get terrorized by his 10 inch schlong and then get a cup full of jizz all over her face!"

LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS 

to be eaten alive!
After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.

ass-hungry 

To hunger for ass. Used to describe a male homosexual's cravings for consensual anal spelunking.
Bobby, are you sure you want to wear that sleeveless mesh t-shirt out to the club? You look a little ass-hungry in it.
ass-hungry by Flappy October 10, 2003

sugar hungry hairy fatty 

Someone who eat (and sometimes steals) sugar food and pastry desserts to eat them to get fattier and is also an hairy person.
What the hell is she doing eating all these desserts?

Oh her? It's normal she's a sugar hungry hairy fatty..