I am not attending the fathering this year, as we have decided to have a Homie holiday, this is a holiday that you spend relaxing around your home with without a gathering of family or friends.
by Gottariskit March 21, 2024

Our trip to Norway was such a hotel holiday - we spent the whole time staying in igloos and fjord cabins and teepees that gave us unique experiences we couldn’t have gotten if we stayed somewhere else
by Hotelholiday November 22, 2021

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 11, 2025

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
by Daycoder October 3, 2021

Son: “Dad I can’t believe we’re only here for one more day, this week has gone so fast.”
Dad: “That’s the Holiday Effect for ya.”
Dad: “That’s the Holiday Effect for ya.”
by MagicSugar33 January 14, 2021

"Did you hear that Larry slept with that girl in Florida?"
"Yes but he doesn't consider it cheating because they agreed to Holiday Rules"
"Really?"
"Yes, his girlfriend Sarah had a bukake last year when she went to Spain"
"Yes but he doesn't consider it cheating because they agreed to Holiday Rules"
"Really?"
"Yes, his girlfriend Sarah had a bukake last year when she went to Spain"
by too_hot_to_handle May 27, 2023

by TV News Chick November 17, 2020
