Fart Stainer

A fart stainer that stains your pants leaving a brown skid mark,also can be used to abuse somebody

Hey you "Your a fart stainer"

A wet fart slips out by accident you have not followed through but you have just stained your pants with some fart juice.
Can also be mixed up and changed by calling somebody a stain head they will get the drift

by Roberto83 December 6, 2009

robo-fart

After drinking large amounts of robitussin to get high you usually get gassy as hell and get what I like to call the robo-farts. The day after if you're still afterglowing you'll be ripping robo-farts all day.

Holy shit can you guys smell that? I got some fat robo-farts.

by LCeezey January 11, 2009

fart factory

(n) Someone who produces farts at an amazing rate and can be compared with a modern day mass production facility, except for farts.

Orin is such a damn fart factory, that's 5 in a row!

by Rhern February 28, 2005

sick fart

n. A particularly rank or offensive smelling flatulatory expulsion, especially one that comes during a time of illness.

The flu was pretty much several weeks of wallowing in my own sick farts.

by J.T. Jetplane May 31, 2006

Cigar Farts

Noun: used to define extremely bad gas one encounters after a night of drinking and smoking cigars.

John: "Man, the case of Budweiser was bad, but I shouldn't have had that second Arturo Fuente last night, I really stunk up the house with my Cigar Farts this morning."

Mike: "John had a bad case of the Cigar Farts this morning. Must have been another night of Bud Heavy and heaters on the rooftop deck last night".

by Arturo Fuente December 23, 2011

Whistle-fart

A mind- body-spirit technique used to focus the mind. It takes complete concentration to whistle and fart simultaneously. To pull off the technique you have to completely empty the mind of extraneous worry about the past or future and then let go. After doing the whistle-fart a sense of calm and happiness fills the mind and body and spreads happiness to people in the local area.

Kylie: After this morning's shift I don't know if I can find the strength to do tonight's split shift!

Alan: Why don't you try a whistle-fart? It will simultaneously clear your mind and make you feel better right now.

by rufflesal May 20, 2010

risky fart

When one is unsure if the abdominal pressure one is about to release will come out in gaseous form, solid form or some combination of the two, this is described as a 'risky fart', due to the certain degree of danger in the release (the risk that you might follow through).

Curries and other spicy foods are a prime cause of risky farts.

Whew, that was a great curry last night. It caused a few risky farts today though.

by Tinlad May 9, 2006