Ew john looks like a eskimo!!!
by Zatiotion June 13, 2017

When a girl sucks two dicks and gets them off in one night, then kisses them both after, they are now considered Eskimo brothers.
Jesse, from Christian school, says, "she sucked your dick too? And we both just kissed her? That means we are Eskimo bros now!"
by Kekala June 29, 2022

Eskimo chicken is when a someone has slept around with people you know and they get Eskimo chicken because of the Eskimo brothers joke.
by anonymous February 16, 2025

by Jeebooski December 18, 2021

The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.
Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013

Person 1_ What'd you do last night? Person 2_ I played eskimos in a frozen tundra.
Person 1_ Lucky you, was she hot?
Person 2_ Oh yeah.
Person 1_ Lucky you, was she hot?
Person 2_ Oh yeah.
by Sexy Kameron March 9, 2017
