drunk billionaire

The friend who gets drunk and decides to buy his / her friends drinks, only to regret it the next day upon seeing the tab.

Drunk billionaire: Heyyyyyyy let's do a shhhot!

Friends: Can't. I'm broke!

DB: No shhhh, s'okay. I'll buy.

And the next day...

DB: how the fuck did I spend one hundred dollars last night???

by not a db March 17, 2010

sandwich drunk

When you are so drunk that all you can think of is eating sandwiches.

Look at Hans, he is sandwich drunk.

by Drunk_Junior September 07, 2015

trunk drunk

A way to save money when going out on the town. You store a bottle of liquor in your trunk and frequently leave the night club to take a few shots in the parking lot.

I'm a bit short on cash, so I'm bringing a cheap bottle of vodka and going on a trunk drunk tonight.

by Bruce858 April 25, 2011

Pocket drunk

Someone who you wouldn’t think drinks or can drink a lot but is actually a dark endless abyss for alcohol storage.

“Woah that girl is so small and innocent looking but yet she just downed like 8 drinks and is completely unfazed, she’s definitely a pocket drunk”

by ZAGAZAA September 15, 2023

Office Drunk

Someone who has consumed enough alcohol to become somewhat violent or giddy in the work space, anyone who discover this will instantly hate this person as they were not invited to participate.

This word can be both an insult or complement.

Who is laughing so much... oh hehe its Jill she's the office drunk, love her.

or

Who threw that laptop across the room?
It was Bill he's such an office drunk, I hate him...

by hale-hale April 30, 2010

drunk vision

When your vision is not as good as usual from drinking, so you find people you would not usually find attractive, attractive.

Dylan: "why did you hookup with that guy?"
Sue: "I had drunk vision! Blame it on the alcohol."

by Kangarooooo24 March 31, 2016

Drunk Darts

When you are drunk and can fuck up a dart (cigarette) but when you’re drunk they come at a 2:1 ratio for sober darts

Ryan: yo I had like six drunk darts last night

Brandon: Damn so your sober dart count is at 3

Ryan: shit bro I forgot about the 2:1 ratio

by Dart god October 13, 2019