While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.
1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"
by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011
Get the Drunk Phoningmug. Finding money you forgot you had in your pants pockets sometime after wearing them out on a drinking binge.
Grace thought she was broke but she found thirty eight dollars in her pants pockets from the other night at the bar. She was a little too stoked. Like she won the drunk lottery.
by Frank De'Checko June 19, 2010
Get the The Drunk Lotterymug. A drinking game consisting of a dart board and beer.
Rules:
- drink if you lose a game of 3 darts a piece
- drink if you miss the board
- if you miss the board 3 times in a row, chug your beer.
- a dart landing on the black counts as a negative score of the number it lands outside of
- a dart landing outside the wire, but still landing on the black portion of the board counts as triple negative.
- when beers are almost finished, the loser must get the next round of beers, thus being shunned and humiliated.
Created by B. Tiberius Flynn & Dert Derty Mcgerty Cardace
YES
Rules:
- drink if you lose a game of 3 darts a piece
- drink if you miss the board
- if you miss the board 3 times in a row, chug your beer.
- a dart landing on the black counts as a negative score of the number it lands outside of
- a dart landing outside the wire, but still landing on the black portion of the board counts as triple negative.
- when beers are almost finished, the loser must get the next round of beers, thus being shunned and humiliated.
Created by B. Tiberius Flynn & Dert Derty Mcgerty Cardace
YES
by Pabst Blue beer June 10, 2010
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Get the Drunk Nicmug. the feeling of being high or drunk because of solving math problems / studying on physics or chemistry (not necessarily successfully). No substances involved.
by wotnow August 6, 2011
Get the nerd drunkmug. A state of intoxication characterized by unwarranted high-fiving, fist-bumping and any other activity typically associated with excessive levels of testosterone. This condition is customarily associated with college-aged males and prodigious consumption of hops-based alcoholic beverages. Stereotypical undertakings of an individual in this state can include but are not limited to: viewing of televised sporting events, gatherings of fraternal organizations, and any pursuit which might involve the removal of his polo shirt to establish the viability of his biceps.
Oh my god, Bill and Ted are so bro-drunk right now. They just chugged another beer and now they're arm wrestling!
by andykat September 2, 2009
Get the bro-drunkmug.