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Drunk or Kid

A game where the host tells a story about a really stupid thing they have done, and the other players have to bet on whether the story had occured when the host was a kid, or drunk. After the players bet, the host reveals the true story.
Host: -I ate a full packet of cinnamon because I thought it would taste good, then I threw up in the middle of the living room while crying my eyes out. Drunk or kid?
Player 1: -Drunk!
Player 2: -KId!
Player 3: -Drunk!
Host: -Kid. I was nine years old and I was hungry.
by wildwasteland December 26, 2014
mugGet the Drunk or Kidmug.

Mormon drunk

A condition one acquires after ingesting large quantities of tasty food. These foods may be chocolate, fried chicken, ice cream, Dr. Pepper, cake, pie, brownies; basically anything indulgent and gluttonous that does not include alcohol, or illegal drugs.
"Dude, work is so freaking driving me nuts. I'm gettin Mormon drunk tonight. Bring on the chocolate fountain and Dr. Pepper!"
by onifikcuhp July 6, 2013
mugGet the Mormon drunkmug.

drunk snap

When you're drunk and start taking snap chats of yourself and sending them to all the wrong people. Aka exes.
I hate waking up in the morning and seeing I sent drunk snaps. I can't even check what I sent.
by talty July 5, 2014
mugGet the drunk snapmug.

nerd drunk

the feeling of being high or drunk because of solving math problems / studying on physics or chemistry (not necessarily successfully). No substances involved.
Wow man.. yesterday i was doing math problems all day and later i became nerd drunk
by wotnow August 6, 2011
mugGet the nerd drunkmug.

Drunk Nic

That buzz you get when you hit a nicotine device while under the influence of alcohol.
Friend - “Bro I got drunk nic last night and it was the best!”
by nornfangz December 10, 2020
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Pants Drunk

Getting drunk on the couch in your most comfortable pair of pants- generally done at the end of a long work day
Paul had had a shitty day at work and was ready to go get pants drunk in front of the fire with a bottle of small batch bourbon.
by Jimmy John's son October 27, 2018
mugGet the Pants Drunkmug.

sandwich drunk

When you are so drunk that all you can think of is eating sandwiches.
Look at Hans, he is sandwich drunk.
by Drunk_Junior October 24, 2015
mugGet the sandwich drunkmug.

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