i am the doctor

A FUCKING MASTERPIECE OF A SONG!

It is the doctors main song. Specifically the eleventh doctor.

''Hello, im the doctor. And basically... run.'' *I am the doctor intensifies as the atraxi flee earth*

by The Armored Player November 24, 2018

The Good Doctor

Nickname for Isaac Asimov, a biochemist and science fiction author who wrote the laws of robotics.

Without The Good Doctor, I'd be scared of my vacuum cleaner.

by boston_or_pasadena July 11, 2020

360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear

If you eat an apple everyday of the year, you will kill doctors and wont have to see them anymore

did you know that 360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear?

by poopiegotnotroopie September 19, 2020

Doctor Doctor Jerry

A mixed drink composed of Dr. Pepper, Dr. McGillicutty's Cherry Schnapps, and Sailor Jerry spiced rum. The name is commonly given simply as “DDJ.” It is also proper to refer to the drink as an “Honorary Jerry” which alludes to the many honorary doctorate degrees bestowed upon Norman “Sailor Jerry” Collins in his lifetime.

Excuse me, Bartender, I'll have a Doctor Doctor Jerry, please.

by Beans-n-Fixins January 1, 2009

doctor bombay

To have a completely shaved pussy

Jessica was Doctor Bombay between her legs

by LB#34 January 23, 2007

doctor

Someone who received 8 years of training in the art of deductive guessing and suffers from the mental condition called "I must be god".

Sometimes God thinks he's a doctor.

by xntrc October 12, 2005

Ham Doctor

In gaming, an extremely derogatory expression describing a stronger, more skilled player who follows and protects weaker players while they play the game.

The phrase references the common knowledge of fat kids getting out first in dodgeball- the noobs are the fat kids of the game, or the "hams".

"Fuck! I almost had that kid until his teammate hit me with a headshot!"
"Tell me about it, man. What kind of sick fucker hits level 50 just to be a Ham Doctor?"

by kabauer July 22, 2009