Thorny Dave

a scrawny homosexual who enjoys black penises.

Look at that Thorny Dave trying to fit that huge black cock in his mouth!

by Joe Ander June 10, 2004

dave collins

A way to describe the feeling of someone being under your bed, sometimes he may be under your bed you never know until you check. It is said that dave is a 1ft2 black man covered in gray hair who lurks under children's beds until they sleep and then he performs a ritual to gain control of their soul.

Dad, i think there is a monster under my bed!
Its probably only dave collins son, dont worry

by sexy peter March 7, 2020

Q-Dave

BC NDP Leader David Eby

Q-Dave won the leadership race by acclamation after Appadurai was disqualified.

by Jordapolis October 20, 2022

Bloody dave

The act of leaving work early when a job is incomplete

He has done the bloody dave once again

by Greg mkII October 20, 2020

slappy dave

The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.

She is so hot, I would love to go the slappy dave on her.

by Paul July 6, 2004

Dave Grohl

GOD

Oh My Dave Grohl!, OMDG

by Dylan Grohl October 21, 2008

Dave Crave

The unberably strong urge to listen to, look at, or go to a concert of Dave Matthews Band.

I couldn't go to the concert last night and I have such a bad Dave Crave right now!

by Suck me hard September 15, 2010