craigs-book

The little black book that contains the name and address of every craigs-hook you have had

Keep your craigs-book as a trophy, even of you get married

by Sexydimma March 21, 2017

Craig

An electronic company who specializes in bootleg mp3 and mp4 players and sometimes ipod bootlegs since 1963

"yo mate I just bought the Craig nano, it works just like old television but in your hand!"

by Homie The Third August 23, 2021

Craig Matz

A failed attempt at flexing nuts; huge chochbag, small wiener.

Person A:Hey go find out how to shoot the pan in the backyard.
Person B: Hey quit being a Craig Matz

by Craig Matz August 5, 2021

Craig

Craig is the best sex partner you can dream of, he will fuck you till you can’t move anymore and think that god has snatched your soul

My whole day was bad untill I seen Craig

by Big Jenny November 23, 2021

craig

craig can be bought for seven dollars on ebay. he is top quality and never in stock.

i heard someone was selling craig on ebay!
how much?

seven hundred cents

by iishark May 9, 2022

Craig

A male Karen...of sorts. An early Middle Aged suburbanite male typically recognised by their sub 5'8 barrel chested build, sporting a ridiculous moustache. Typically fastidious about their lawn and edges, the Craig is prone to wild outbursts if a dog shits within 500m of their property. Craigs love to ride the most expensive bicycles whilst wearing colour co-ordinated lycra and telling other Craigs about their latest goto single source coffee beans recovered from the shit of South American indigenous peoples. They are also very keen to share the glory of the try they scored in under 8's rugby.

Craig is a cunt...wait no, All Craigs are cunts....Don't be a Craig!

by jacqueslacouth September 11, 2020

Craig

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I am going to Craig you!

by Big guy lover May 9, 2021