Cereal

A form of breakfast meant to be refrigerated.

Ah man I was so happy this morning when I looked in my fridge and saw cereal.

by CerealLover5 August 20, 2011

Cereal

Pussy

I was gonna hang out with the boys but my lady wants to give me some cereal tonight.

by GaussValiro September 2, 2018

Cereal

A type of breakfast soup with sugar and milk as its primary ingredients, commonly eaten as a midnight or afternoon snack. Most commonly consumed by young children, stoners and adults who aren’t bothered to cook.

Dave- What are you eating for breakfast

Stove- I feel like eating cereal
Dave- ok

by elijahlover999 December 28, 2021

fetus cereal

When you freeze dry your placenta and add it to cereal

I was feeling pretty hungover after NYE so i had some of my wife's fetus cereal and i was back to my old self by noon

by Willhe October 19, 2020

green cereal

1. Flowering buds harvested from the cannabis plant.

He puts Frosted Flakes in his bowl, but I put green cereal in mine.

by Sophia312 February 18, 2009

Cereal burgular

A person that breaks in a house to burgularize it, and eats a bowel of cereal before they leave.

The cereal burgular stole my cushions out of my lawn chairs.

by fuquaystone May 10, 2018

cereal waster

someone who wastes cereal because they can’t eat it when it’s soggy

you’re such a cereal waster

by juicyjjjjj September 25, 2023