A redundant slang term used by New Jerseyens that translates to "vagina vagina". It is believed the term Muff Cabbage originally translated to "Muff of New Jerseyens", perhaps because of the cabbage like appearence of the Jerseyen muffs- which is caused by the overly frequent use and abuse they are often subject to.
Jersey girl #1: You're muff cabbage.
Jersey girl #2: No you're muff cabbage- muff cabbage.
Bystander: You both are muff cabbage... its a Jersey thing.
Jersey girl #2: No you're muff cabbage- muff cabbage.
Bystander: You both are muff cabbage... its a Jersey thing.
by BiP0larBear October 17, 2010

by JMoyer October 15, 2010

A total douche bag who constantly makes smart ass comments about shit that he obviously knows nothing about. A muff cabbage is usually incredibly short, and in serious cases, jewish.
by Scoopable Muffins February 28, 2011

by kodierer March 9, 2005

by your fucking grandma August 23, 2009

Its a jersey thing
by 1spd Adz October 26, 2010
