Muff Cabbage

A redundant slang term used by New Jerseyens that translates to "vagina vagina". It is believed the term Muff Cabbage originally translated to "Muff of New Jerseyens", perhaps because of the cabbage like appearence of the Jerseyen muffs- which is caused by the overly frequent use and abuse they are often subject to.
Jersey girl #1: You're muff cabbage.
Jersey girl #2: No you're muff cabbage- muff cabbage.
Bystander: You both are muff cabbage... its a Jersey thing.
by BiP0larBear October 17, 2010
mugGet the Muff Cabbagemug.

muff cabbage

A total douche bag who constantly makes smart ass comments about shit that he obviously knows nothing about. A muff cabbage is usually incredibly short, and in serious cases, jewish.
Damn Baker, why are you such a muff cabbage.
by Scoopable Muffins February 28, 2011
mugGet the muff cabbagemug.

cabbage patch

A womans bush when it is grown out
She had a cabbage patch shave
by kodierer March 9, 2005
mugGet the cabbage patchmug.

back cabbage

a butt-hole like the actual asshole on a person
today i needed to poop so i spread my cheeks apart and squeezed it out my back cabbage
by your fucking grandma August 23, 2009
mugGet the back cabbagemug.

Muff Cabbage

Its a Jersey thing....
No you're muff cabbage.
by Frankie Two-Toes October 18, 2010
mugGet the Muff Cabbagemug.

Muff Cabbage

by 1spd Adz October 26, 2010
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