boyfriend

someone who uncontrollably loves you and would give you the word. they are someone who gives you nicknames, loves showing you off, loves you and never leaves even on your worst days, is always happy for you, gives you his hoodie, is protective of you and brings you food. boyfriends like this you never want to lose and should never mistreat cause you'll probably never find anyone like them again.

random guy: hey, maybe I could get ur number and we could hang out ;)
girl: naaaaaah, I got a boyfriend

by always_tired November 19, 2019

prop boyfriend/girlfriend

a person, probably a close friend, who acts like a boyfriend or girlfriend of a closet gay who is afraid to "come out" to his/her family.

josh asked brittany to be his prop girlfriend around his parents because he is afraid of telling them he is gay.

candice asked me to be her prop boyfriend until she tells her parents she is gay.

prop boyfriend/girlfriend

by darkness411 May 11, 2009

co-boyfriend

While your boyfriend is'nt around and you have sexual needs, you turn to your co-boyfriend

My boyfriend isn't around so i am going to the mall with my co-boyfriend.

by tj_someone May 18, 2009

Non-boyfriend boyfriend

The male part of a relationship that, for all purposes, are boyfriend and girlfriend, yet the couple refuses to acknowledge it or use the label.

M: Hey, are you and your boyfriend coming to my party on Saturday?
V: He's not my boyfriend!! But yeah, we'll be there, after dinner with his mom.
M: Oh yeah, sorry, your non-boyfriend boyfriend.

by MadisonG November 4, 2010

singes capitulards bouffeurs du fromage

"Cheese-eating surrender monkeys."

Zeez Amurricans say we are ze singes capitulards bouffeurs du fromage.

by octopod July 11, 2004

keira’s boyfriend

keira’s boyfriend is most likely to be called james or jamie. they are just meant to be ks and js are the ultimate couples!!

omg it’s keira’s boyfriend i bet he’s called james!

by lovemaker June 20, 2021

Boyfriend

1. A fleeting paradox in which deference is made to a single man for the reason of supposed affection and loyalty; neither of which generally hold up in the said relationship, which ironically excludes anyone in the friend zone.

2. Human ATM machine.

3. Euphemism for "Guy I wanna fuck continually".

4. Male bitch.

"I don't understand the concept of 'boyfriend'. They're always men, and never "just a friend". I mean... He is a 'boy-friend' after all, so I'm still quite confused by all this. Can someone explain?"

"They're our source for dick and cash, when we don't want to look like whores."

"We all want to bone attractive people of the opposite sex. How does doing it more than the average person make you a whore?"

"Boyfriends are necessary in society, kiddo. Being human isn't very popular with people who fail at life."

by Barry the MOTHERFUCKING PIRATE September 26, 2008