Blonde Freeze

When a Blonde haired person is trying to do several things at a time and then gets confused and or overwhelmed.

While at work I was helping a customer at the counter. Then another customer walks up to ask me if we are all out of a product. Then the phone rings. I turned to my co-worker and told him I am having a Blonde Freeze.

by Ms D November 07, 2010

Sandy Blonde

The awesome Mixture between a blonde and a brunnete. Usually is really intellegent, funny, and talented. Has a bit of a darker hair color then a dirty blonde

"Hey she's a sandy blonde"

by Awesome101 March 10, 2012

Demi-Blonde

An adjective derived from the words demi and blonde.

Demi meaning half

and

Blonde meaning... well... stupidly fail

Can be a girl or guy.

Girl: I don't understand Pi.
Guy: Pie is a cake-ish thing people eat.
Girl: Wow ur such a demi-blonde
Guy: But my hair is brown.
Girl: Half blonde... stupid

by Azivin March 20, 2010

blonde-guy

A male human child that often throws his feet at Mikhael. A blonde-guy is also required ti be blonde and have glasses. Most blonde-guys thoroughly enjoy throwing their feet at Mikhael, although not all of them do.

Hey look! It's a blonde-guy, I saw him throw his feet at Mikhael last week.

by PokecordWeebH November 09, 2018

Blonde phase

When a blonde women of about 12-15 years old undergoes a stage of where she is very incompetent and stupid...

You must be going through a blonde phase..

by Jake phoshizlle doug April 17, 2007

Strawberry Blonde

A word self conscious gingers use to describe their hair color.

Ginger: "Um, excuse me, I'm strawberry blonde, not a ginger."
Blonde: "Not according to Urban Dictionary your not."

by LemonZest February 01, 2014

blonde tuxedo

A threesome involving two blonde participants, generally wrapped around a lucky black participant. Inspired by "jean tuxedo" (denim jacket & blue jeans).

"Did you hear than Marisa Miller and Heidi Klum double-teamed Seal? I'd give anything to see THAT blonde tuxedo!"
ALSO
"Apparently Timberlake and Diaz broke up after he asked Halle Berry if she'd like to slip on a blonde tuxedo."

by WordTournament May 03, 2009