Jards on a bender

dark skinned, stinks of shit
wonky teeth homeless because cant afford braces or teeth

'Shit' is a synonym to the noun 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬

person 1: rahtid look at dem ruluum man over there styll
person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it
person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends

This is an example of "Jards on a bender"

by cahlielongwoodstyll September 29, 2020

Bender Weather

When the weather feels perfect for a good old fashion bender. Bender weather comes in all seasons but Fall hits a little different.

Stepped outside to feel the bender weather, time to get a case of beer.

by Natty_Nate September 29, 2020

BV on a bender

Bacterial viagnosis, at its peak.

Bv on a bender; Well a bender is a big fa party, so the BV is popping off.

by BV on a bender aka disco minge October 10, 2020

Pavement bender

A person of large mass.

“I couldn’t sit down on the bench because this pavement bender was taking up the whole thing.”

by Flares1976 October 11, 2020

Bender Sender

When a guy is too drunk to get a hard on but he sends anyways.

Yo dude I'm bender sender, my dick was floppy as fuck but I still got it in.

Cool Brad, thanks for telling me faggot.

by Tyrone Jimbo April 19, 2018

Bender Sender

When a guy is too drunk to get a hard on but sends anyways.

Brad: Yo dude I'm a bender sender! My dick was bendy as fuck but I still sent it bro.

Bill: Cool Brad, thanks for telling me faggot.

Brad: Yea dude sender bender sender.

Bill: Shut the fuck up.

by Tyrone Jimbo April 19, 2018

member bender

When a female has an exceptionally wet yet shallow vagina

that shit was so shallow she gave me a member bender

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 26, 2017