Acting like an adult

Being anything but rose

I'm 30, and I don't work in a grocery store. I'm acting like an adult.

by Sportysnake November 19, 2020

A.O.D. (Adult Oriented Disney)

a) A film for children that is subtly intended for the adults.
b) A weird and crazy porn movie.

Use of A: When we left the cinema I felt it was an A.O.D. (Adult Oriented Disney)
Use of B: I warn you, that movie it's a fantastic A.O.D. (Adult Oriented Disney)

by Juanki St. Jacob February 15, 2018

Adult pacifier

Alcohol, sex, drugs. Things adults use to pacify themselves when life gets overwhelming.

I can’t believe I’m really raw dogging life now. I don’t drink smoke or have sex. No more adult pacifiers!

by badbtchesgetit March 24, 2024

Adulting Degenerate

Someone that can balance being responsible and being reckless.

I can’t believe Arielle’s an adulting degenerate. She’s so put together at work I didn’t expect to see her at that rave.

by Lala29 July 31, 2023

Adult coded

A term to describe individuals or things that radiate an unmistakable aura of grown-up vibes, often accompanied by a subtle hint of being a tad out of touch with the hip and happening trends.

See: Millennial boomer

At the party, Uncle Bob's dance moves were undeniably adult coded—reminiscent of a bygone era but charming in their own vintage way.
*Uncle Bob dabs*

by ProfessorJizzler November 17, 2023

[adult swim]

Cartoon Network's late night programming block that you probably used to stay up late to watch Family Guy on as a kid. Has a habit of showing weird experimental programming past midnight, which you've probably woken up to in the middle of the night and wondered if you were still dreaming.

Kid A: "You look tired today. Did you stay up to watch Family Guy on adult swim again?"
Kid B: "Yeah, and then I woke up to some weird shit at 3 AM and couldn't tell if it was real or not."

by Yongle Yui III January 15, 2024

Adult minute

The period of time in which an adult takes to do something after telling a child “in a minute”. The adult minute can be a period of time lasting anywhere from 5 regular minutes to hours. Or maybe never…

Kid: Hey Mom can you take me to the Park?
Mom: Yeah in a minute… (“adult minute”)
Kid: ☠️

by Katthekrazy June 21, 2023