Sexual alimony

Money your ex spouse’s current flame owes you for teaching your ex how not to suck in bed.

Eric owes me months of sexual alimony for Elizabeth’s new found talents in bed. Dat bitch a ho!

by Cap Nasty June 2, 2019

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Mr Allison

Mr Allison is a teacher who doesn’t care if you fail triple science or not. He tries to explain the lesson, but all he does is waffle about the shit we already know and skip over what we don’t. Never comes prepared to lesson, so he uses powerpoints from google, from 10 years ago. He also doesn’t know when to put a limit to homework.

Student 1: Mr Allison is gonna make me fail triple science
Student 2: Everyone’s gonna fail, let’s be honest here

by TooMuchHomework November 10, 2019

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Alli (Allison)

Basically, Allison, known as Alli, is a ballsack, a very crusty one with cheese hiding in between the folds of skin like the creamy condensed cheese like residue that hides under a males uncircumcised penis. But the cheese is especially green like the cheese from Diary of A Wimpy Kid because its so moldy, that it leaves a distinct smell of a rotting arse that was severed from Eggman. Bro even sonic cant “gotta go fast” away from this ballsack.

Person No. 1: Alli (Allison) is such a basic bitch right?
Person No. 2: No, to me shes more of a ballsack
Person No. 1: What

by sonicthegayhedgehog May 10, 2022

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james allison

the coolest guy ever with a fatty and so got and a jawline that could split an atom. James Allison is the peek human form. he has brown eyes as dark as the deepest of Indian slums with a coolest

face... He also has way way wayyyy to many colognes and smells tastys.

see James Allison he is so hot creamy and I would spread my legs so wide for his big ben to ring my bell

by James 4 ever come in me February 22, 2024

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