Jizz Turtle

1. Jizz that comes out shaped like a turtle.
2. Someone who has problems ejaculating.
3. A turtle covered in jizz.

(1)"Dude did you see that guys jizz turtle!"

by Jesus Was A Robot August 15, 2008

Skittle Jizz

The juice that comes from chewing a mouth full of skittles.

I coughed up a lung because all that Skittle jizz running down my throat.

by Kid_Wicked April 23, 2009

Jizz Baboon

A gay man with no scruples about who he anally penetrates

"That gay guy over there loves any cock"

"Yep he's a complete Jizz Baboon"

by bagoshago October 25, 2008

Jizz Sprayed

a woman/man getting sprayed with sperm from the man's penis

A slut is gettin' jizz sprayed over there!

by boom boom boom doggy June 28, 2010

Jizz Clown

A mythical creature, who is a giant penis, wearing a clown costume. This giant penis roams around frequently in mystery books, and is seen once in every episode of Scooby Doo, including Whats New Scooby Doo? Has been sighted many times in real life, where the Jizz Clown attacked the surveyor and jizzed on their face.

Jim: Hey did you see the giant Jizz Clown at the mall last week?
Todd: Yeah, I saw him in the bathroom. I asked what a giant penis was doing in there and he jizzed all over my face!
Robert: That sounds delicious!

by Nichopie June 4, 2007

No Jizz January

For any victors I’d destroy your dick December this is how you detoxify your body and gain your weather controlling powers and flying abilities once more

Ey bro u heard bout no jizz January

Yeah bro I did DDD and I feel like shit no I’m gonna cleanse my body and soul maaaaaaaaan

by FallieWagon November 22, 2018

Jizz mitten

When your boy friend has so much built up jizz that when he finally gets to cum after a much needed hand job it forms a mitten over your whole hand.

"Jenny your hands are looking awfully dry, why don't you let me give you a jizz mitten, I hear it's great for your skin".

by Jim Jamz January 6, 2010