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Glizzy glide

Erika loves the glizzy glide
by Bumber Bork May 23, 2025
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Reuben Glizzy

noun

1. A chaotic and confident sexual move that combines unexpected intensity, weirdly effective rhythm, and dirty talk that borders on performance art. The “sauerkraut” is the unpredictable extra flair — gritty, tangy energy that hits just right. It’s the kind of experience that makes you question your preferences in a good way.

2. A person who brings wild energy to the bedroom. Think goofy confidence, questionable metaphors, and a finish so theatrical you applaud without meaning to.
He looked me dead in the eye, said ‘time to kraut up,’ and went full Reuben Glizzy. I woke up sore, hydrated, and somehow subscribed to his OnlyFans. No notes
by LiterallyUseless June 4, 2025
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Grovestreet Glizzy Gobbler

A dude (usually named Thomas) who claims he’s loyal but ends up cheating on his girlfriend with someone from Grove Street. Known for late night minge rubbing link ups, lying through his teeth, and acting confused when caught. May also be spotted saying “she started getting sexual with me” while lying to his girlfriend
“Bro, why is Thomas always ‘just helping with homework’ on Grove Street?”
“Man’s a certified Grovestreet Glizzy Gobbler.”
“He pulled a full on Thomas with that one. Emma deserves better.”
by Jordan Browne June 5, 2025
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Glizzy on lockdown

When your girlfriend has you in a leg lock and won't let go.
Ben: I'm Scared I got my girlfriend pregnant.
Jake: Why?
Ben: She had my glizzy on lockdown
by GoreDios April 2, 2024
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glizzy litter

when we got caught- I dipped so fast, I left the glizzy litter on her dresser.
by Glizzylitterer April 5, 2024
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drizzy glizzy

Referring to the "drake leak" and how Drake has a wobbly dick
Rad : Bro did you see the drake leak? Bro it looks like a sausage!

Brad : Might aswell call it a drizzy glizzy bro
by humpdaygod April 14, 2024
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Glizzy type nigger

A nigga caught guzzling a giant glizzy/anything long and meaty with dildo sauce
"Nate, what's going on man?" (glizzy type nigger)
"Shut up you fucking nigger."
by the nigger king April 16, 2024
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