The most annoying human being there can be in the planet Earth, he will backstab you and hold grudges against you for no fucking reason. He can’t get girls from how ugly he is and has the worst sense of humour and style.
“Ayo Nigerian Buddy 101 did you see david today?, because I wanna bash his head in from how much he annoyed me yesterday”
“Yes he tried to make a joke to me but he no funny he very sucky with the ugly style”
“Yes he tried to make a joke to me but he no funny he very sucky with the ugly style”
by I know a annoying Samuel irl December 28, 2019
Get the Davidmug. David is a fatass Asian and mexican who plays Fortnite all day and says he has a girlfriend but any time he meets a new girl says thats his Girlfriend.
I wished David would leave me alone.
by ARI didsngteruyt September 18, 2018
Get the Davidmug. A weird ass kid who is antisocial and makes terrible jokes. If you see a David, turn around and go the other way.
by Trippie69Redd September 10, 2018
Get the Davidmug. David is a b*tch
by Goodbyepoo April 1, 2019
Get the Davidmug. a fake person who stops talking to a girl bc ppl told him a lie about her. even though the girl was falling in love.
david is fake.
by dhdiwndkd November 17, 2018
Get the Davidmug. by Sectet December 8, 2018
Get the Davidmug.