Bloody Crumpet

When you give a girl oral when she's on her period.

Guy 1: Damn, I had to give my girl head last night, but she's on her period!
Guy 2: So it was a bloody crumpet?

by cityondown123426 June 2, 2008

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Bloody Vagina

a cocktail similar to a bloody marry, but made with wine instead.

bar tender: what do you want?

tom: ill have a Bloody Marry

bar tender: were outta vodka.

tom: then make it a Bloody Vagina

by rancidbeef54 April 9, 2010

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When a man fucks a female until her vagina bleeds uncontrollably. He then punches her in the right kidney and as she drops to the floor the man does a swift Rafiki move across her for head with his blood covered penis! Then pick her up and hold her over the balcony and chant SIMBAAAAAA!!

That bitch is being fucking lippy I am going to skull drag her up to my balcony and “Bloody Simba” her like she deserves

by Colemansense March 22, 2019

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Bloody Marco

Similar to a bloody Mary with the distinct difference of extra spice!

You want a bloody Mary? I need to sweat out this hangover, I'll take a Bloody Marco!

by anonymous October 2, 2020

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Bloody Orange

When you fuck a ginger on their period

"Dave, where did you and your missus go last night? I lost sight of you" "We went to the toilet so she could receive a bloody orange while I wanked myself off in the corner"

by GoodKingSnakeman August 30, 2018

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bloody mane

While giving oral to a menstruating vagina, you grab the string of the tampon with your teeth, pull the tampon out and shake your head violently, leaving the sides of your face and neck covered in blood similar to the mane of a lion.

I was going down on my girl. When I realized she left her tampon in. So I gave myself a bloody mane after I made her cum to show my swagger.

by the multifarious June 13, 2021

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