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Foot Washers

"Damn bro, you see those people sucking up to the protesters"
"yeah man, those are some real foot washers"
by Swagnutz720 June 10, 2020
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white collar wasted

"White collar wasted" is getting wasted after work while still in business casual/formal. The more hours that pass after work, the better.

By 10 pm it becomes apparent to onlookers that you either are too drunk to go home and change, too lazy, or you are a douche. But you don't give a damn. You are white collar wasted.

Be respectful of those around you and loosen that tie.
Office coworker/recent college graduate: "Hey man, what are you doing after you go home from work today."

You: "I'm not going home; I'm getting white collar wasted."

Northwestern Mutual sales douche 1: "My hair is gelled, my face is bronzed up, I got juiced at the gym this morning, I'm wearing a suit, and it's 6 pm at the office on a Friday. What do I do now?"

Identical looking Northwestern Mutual sales douche #2: "Don't you dare loosen that tie. Let's get white collar wasted and hit on college bitches."
by gclax333 October 13, 2012
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Dirty Cheese Washer

It is when a girl is a filthy slut, since a Cheese Washer may be used for many different uses, all kinds of different ways. Hence the phrase Dirty Cheese Washer.
That Rachel is such a Dirty Cheese Washer. I heard she screwed three guys in every hole all on the same day! Nasty!
by Muno The Biter April 10, 2015
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hispanic girl wasted

This term is to be used on those who have reached thier ultimate drunken level. Hispanic girl wasted means you are beyond white girl wasted to a vast degree. Only use this term on those who are worthy of it. This is a compliment for heavy drinkers.
"damn bro, your friend is hispanic girl wasted, he's downed like..20 shots man"
by Mandaa Pandaa September 11, 2011
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WIndow washer

Ejaculating into one's hand and then force fully smearing the hand that has been ejaculated on into his / her face, then performing a circular motion as if you were washing your windows.

Notice: When involving multiple smearees use substance sparingly so that everyone gets some.
As I was finishing she acted up so I gave her the window washer biatch!!!!!!
by Dirtymatrix101 June 20, 2008
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Chocolate Wasted

When an individual gets so drunk that they crap their pants.
Guy 1 "Dude, I got so drunk last night...I got Chocolate Wasted."

Guy 2 "Awww, man, that's nasty!!"
by WrekTaFyr June 13, 2010
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