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Wednesday

Wednesday is a person with a heart of gold, they normally tend to hide the fact though. They are not afraid to try new things and explore they crazy new realms of this life, and they'll do it with a smile. Wednesday loves dark and scary places only because it helps them to feel more grounded in life, as does nature but if asked they would never tell. Wednesdays have a lot of issues with self image but will do anything possible to let someone else know that they are beautiful/ handsome, in a heartbeat. Wednesday can be described as a free spirit when it comes to dating, but in reality they want the one thing no one will give them. Wednesday is the best person to choose as a work partner, because they will spend countless hours studying, then more hours helping teaching their partners the information so they don't have to work as hard if they are not able to. If you talk to a Wednesday ask them about something they really like, and watch their eyes light up in excitement, and see just how passionate they are about the person or topic of their interest. All in all they are a wonderful person, but if you mess with them or the people they care about, watch as they turn from calm and collected, to villain in an instant. That is the only time Wednesday is truly "heartless".
Wednesday is the best person to have in my life.
by Calli November 24, 2021
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Get in line on Wednesday

Telling someone to "get in line on Wednesday" is a sarcastic reference to a figurative time and place to go when you are telling them to fuck off.
( i.e. kiss my ass, get the fuck outta here)
Dude, you are such a dick! Why don't you "get in line on Wednesday" with all your asshole friends so I don't have waste time repeating myself when I tell you all to fuck off?? It will just be faster that way!!!
Bitch, "Get in line on Wednesday" and fuck off with everyone else!
by THEFAIRYGODMOTHERINBOOTS December 17, 2020
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Ass Wednesday

When you have a one night stand, wipe your butthole on her forehead when she's passed out and leave a mark like it's ash wednesday.
The drunk broad from last night kept praying for forgiveness after ass wednesday.
by Grudaddy7782 October 11, 2020
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Wednesday

When it all goes to shit on a night shift Wanky Wednesday
Well that was a wanky Wednesday
by BHF2024 February 8, 2024
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Wednesday

1: a day in the weekend
2: from the show “Wednesday” played by Jenna Ortega
3: the day you either wear pink or a Spider-Man suit and goggles.
It is Wednesday my dudes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023
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V-Neck Wednesday

When faggots wear v-necks to school or work on Wednesday.
Hey, Chad! You ready for V-Neck Wednesday?

Shut the fuck up Brad! Do I look like a faggot?
by billgatin November 14, 2010
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Wednesday Calvin

(Noun) Wednesday Calvin is when Calvin doesn’t want to go out on the weekend from Sunday through Tuesday because he partied too hard the previous weekend. It is impossible to get him to commit to party plans during these days. However by Wednesday his degenerate energy has been renewed and he will immediately say yes to any party plans you propose.
Sean: Calvin says he doesn’t want to club on Friday, he’s burnt out from partying this weekend.

Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.
by kh1985 November 22, 2021
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