vag span

the width between the lips of the vagina. often found to be greater, the older and more experienced the woman is.

marc: "hey do you want to come round and play AoE2 tonight?"

callum: "nah, i'm busy pounding your mom"

marc: "mind if i join you?"

callum: "not at all, there's more than enough room, your mom has a mighty vag span."

marc: "yeah well she is a dirty whore."

by staygold47 April 15, 2010

penisy vag

A vagina that resembles a penis somehow.

How was the date last night?
IDK man, I am kinda confused. She had a real penisy vag.

by mcphersonz August 2, 2016

Vag-Gag

A female who has slept with multiple partners, who's vaginal area has become something to avoid at all costs.

1) You're a such a "vag-gag", you sleep with anything that walks.

2) That "vag-gag" is a walking STD.

by Centrifuge21 February 20, 2012

Vag Rag

Used to describe someone that's only real purpose in life is to soak up liquids from the same hole their mother came from

"Ronnie Hearn pretty much rammed her vagina down their mouth. She's such a Vag Rag"

by Mike literous March 2, 2014

Vag diper

A tampon or maxi pad.

Hey girl you got a vag diper? I need one . Aunt Flo in town.

by Steeladeala May 1, 2018

Vag Puff

In which you queef.

I totally just vag puffed.

by Quifabeth&Madicunt March 20, 2017

vag sag

This refers to the amount of lip that hangs between a woman's legs when she is in standing or in a doggy position.

When I spied her vag sag I knew our night of intercourse was going to be something special.

by Sir Duke 21 October 10, 2016