Turkish execution

When you and 5 of your friends line up and get head from a slut, then blow your loads in her face like a goddamn firing squad.

This girl was so busted, the only way we'd ever let her into our party was after we gave her the turkish execution.

by Hennessey July 21, 2006

Turkish Steam Bath

Whenever you fart a horribly wretched one in the shower, especially when it's extremely steamy within the curtains. Always helpful when your women is with you.

Guy: (in shower) Ahhhh!!
Friend: (busts into the bathroom) What's happening?!
Guy: I just gave myself a Turkish Steam Bath!!

by Chuckels Fett March 1, 2009

Turkish Delight

When you have sex with a female while she has her period, you mix it up by putting your penis in the vagina and anus. Thus mixing pink & brown, like the chocolate; Turkish delight

to make the most out of her period, we had a turkish delight

by Fuzzy Smurf August 20, 2011

turkish lesbian

a shaggy legged girl, according to robin scherbatsky (season3 episode3)

- i need a new treatment, i look like a turkish lesbian

by el clandestino February 20, 2009

Turkish Rooster

The act of waking up all horny after a party in someone's bed with what you presume to be a chick laying next to you, pulling the pants down and ramming your cock in their ass, only to find out it's a dude.

Did you hear Nick S. Turkish Roostered Mike last night?

OR

I can't believe I just Roostered my own Grandpa.

by Jizzed in my Pant March 26, 2009

turkish phonecall

engaging in phone sex from the old country!!

Paul and Tashina kept me up all night with their damn turkish phonecall. fuckers. ahaha

by Tashina & Paul. August 7, 2007

Turkish

A group of people who ignorantly deny that the Ottoman Empire committed a genocide against the Armenian people in 1915.

The current Turkish Government does not recognize the genocide that their ancestors committed.

by Justice11 May 2, 2009