turkish shampoo

when a girl/guy is giving you head, you piss all over their head.

while my girlfriend gave me oral, i decided to give her some turkish shampoo

by eug-unit May 26, 2005

turkish slurpee

were you suck the cum out of someones butthole

Man that turkish slurpee was good last night.

by chap ass December 13, 2009

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

turkish pizza

its when you eat a chick out who has a yeast infection and is on their period and has a VD that way, you have the crust (yeast - bread), the sauce (period), and the cheese (VD)

dude, this one chick i met at the bar in Istanbul was NASTY. I wasn't hungry that night, but I ended up getting served some Turkish pizza!

by asdfklj July 12, 2006

turkish tickler

The woman lays on her back. The guy straddles the girl backwards, with his ball sack on her eyes and the penis in her mouth (so you have to be well endowed)..
The woman has to blink really quickly to tickle the guy.

Man i really pimped that bitch last night, she's such a turkish tickler.

Oh my God that Turkish tickler was amazing!!

by AnalAnt GSpot Geni mc eminemma February 13, 2009

Turkish school boy

A sexual act where the male partner inserts his non-erect penis into the female's vagina.

Turkish man #1 - " did you bone that chick last night?"

Turkish man #2 " ....no.. i turkish school boy'd her!"

by turkishgenocidedidhappen April 17, 2010

Turkish Sauna

When you're sharing the bed with a partner, you fart and cover the sheet over yourselves so that the air is trapped inside. And then you yell, "Turkish Sauna!!"

"I luv turkish saunas!"

by dqmail December 22, 2008