Rusty Trumpet

Sitting on your partners chest, with you penis in their mouth, you ejaculate into their mouth as you simultaneously fart on their chest, giving the illusion that they are playing the trumpet with your cock. Extra bonus points are awarded if you manage to shard at the same time.

"Bill always leaves a stain when we do the Rusty Trumpet", Kelly complained.

by Pango_X May 21, 2006

Trumpet Cunt

a person who is deficient in education, morals or wit and shows this when interacting with others.

"Matt shut it you trumpet cunt"

by Chris Newton March 13, 2007

Muted Trumpet

An "inverse" rusty trombone.

I got a Muted Trumpet. It made me go "wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by Ben November 7, 2003

trumpet buster

A phrase which can be used for comebacks when all else fails. No one else will know what it means, as it is a phrase born out of drug abuse. There is no one definition of trumpet buster, it just... is. Rumour has it that trumpet busting is a traditional practice of icelandic whores.

Letters of the phrase may be interchanged.

'You bust your trumpet trumpet busting'

'you hairy trumpet buster'

by Willy a hoo haa August 19, 2007

rump trumpet

Fart

After 4 helpings of refried beans, my rump trumpets were sounding loud and clear

by bunionsss December 23, 2009

Muff Trumpet

A vagina which can fart.

"I have a muff trumpet"

"No way"

"fur realz, I'll show you later" ;)

by crack-a-lackin May 16, 2010

Stoner Trumpet

The stem and bowl of a bong/waterpipe when one engages in the filthy act of unclogging the bowl by blowing through the bottom end of the stem in order to expel burnt herbal debris.

Out of haste, the poor man decided to play the stoner trumpet rather than properly clean his piece with alcohol and salt.

by The DELCO Associate September 14, 2011